Sunday, November 14, 2010

‘Well, that wasn't as bad as last week, was it

?’ said Hermione, as they climbed the steps out of the dungeon and made their way across the Entrance Hall towards lunch. ‘And the homework didn't go too badly, either, did it?’

When neither Ron nor Harry answered, she pressed on, ‘I mean, all right, I didn't expect the top grade, not if he's marking to OWL standard, but a pass is quite encouraging at this stage, wouldn't you say?’

Harry made a non-committal noise in his throat.

‘Of course, a lot can happen between now and the exam, we've got plenty of time to improve, but the grades we're getting now are a sort of baseline, aren't they? Something we can build on ...’

They sat down together at the Gryffindor table.

‘Obviously, I'd have been thrilled if I'd got an “O"— ’

‘Hermione,’ said Ron sharply, ‘if you want to know what grades we got, ask.’

‘I don't—I didn't mean—well, if you want to tell me—’

‘I got a “P",’ said Ron, ladling soup into his bowl. ‘Happy?’

‘Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of,’ said Fred, who had just arrived at the table with George and Lee Jordan and was sitting down on Harry's right. ‘Nothing wrong with a good healthy “P".’

‘But,’ said Hermione, ‘doesn't “P” stand for ...’

‘"Poor", yeah,’ said Lee Jordan. ‘Still, better than “D", isn't it? “Dreadful"?’

Harry felt his face grow warm and faked a small coughing fit over his roll. When he emerged from this he was sorry to find that Hermione was still in full flow about OWL grades.

‘So top grade's “O” for “Outstanding",’ she was saying, ‘and then there's “A"—’

‘No, “E",’ George corrected her, ‘"E” for “Exceeds Expectations". And I've always thought Fred and I should've got “E” in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.’

They all laughed except Hermione, who ploughed on, ‘So, after “E” it's “A” for “Acceptable", and that's the last pass grade, isn't it?’

‘Yep,’ said Fred, dunking an entire roll in his soup, transferring it to his mouth and swallowing it whole.

‘Then you get “P” for “Poor"—’ Ron raised both his arms in mock celebration—'and “D” for “Dreadful".

‘And then “T",’ George reminded her.

‘"T"?’ asked Hermione, looking appalled. ‘Even lower than a “D"? What on earth does “T” stand for?’

‘"Troll",’ said George promptly.

Harry laughed again, though he was not sure whether or not George was joking. He imagined trying to conceal from Hermione that he had received ‘T's in all his OWLs and immediately resolved to work harder from now on.

‘You lot had an inspected lesson yet?’ Fred asked them.

‘No,’ said Hermione at once. ‘Have you?’

‘Just now, before lunch,’ said George. ‘Charms.’

‘What was it like?’ Harry and Hermione asked together.

Fred shrugged.

‘Not that bad. Umbridge just lurked in the corner making notes on a clipboard. You know what Flitwick's like, he treated her like a guest, didn't seem to bother him at all. She didn't say much. Asked Alicia a couple of questions

about what the classes are normally like, Alicia told her they were really good, that was it.’

‘I can't see old Flitwick getting marked down,’ said George, ‘he usually gets everyone through their exams all right.’

‘Who've you got this afternoon?’ Fred asked Harry.

‘Trelawney—’

‘A “T” if ever I saw one.’

‘—and Umbridge herself.’

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